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The Death of Mr. Conservative

A eulogy for an old friend

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Lance Cummings
Apr 29, 2021
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A eulogy for an old friend

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It had been a while since I had spoken to Mr. Conservative. I tried calling in the last year or so, but no one answered. As far as I could tell, he hadn’t left the house in several years.

We used to be good friends. Sure, we didn’t always agree, but we had some interesting conversations.…

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