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Today I Bought A Car From A Guy Named Aristotle
Like the Greek philosopher, he is an expert on human behavior. He has studied people for years, learning their secrets.
Like the Greek philosopher, he is an expert on human behavior. He has studied people for years, learning their secrets.
He spent a long time analyzing me beforehand, asking about my family, friends, work, and hobbies. Then he analyzed my body language, tone of voice, facial expressions, and other non-verbal cues..
When we were done, he told me that my greatest strengths are my intelligence and integrity. I’m not sure how he measured these qualities, but I took his analysis as a compliment.
It was only after I had accepted his terms that he asked if there was anything special I wanted in the car.
I responded with: “The moon.”
He smiled and looked me right in the eye, and without hesitation, said, “You want it all. That’s what I thought.”